Monday, August 29, 2011

BABY QUOTES..FUNNY!


 

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
Ronald Knox 

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.
Frank Howard Clark 

A baby is God's opinion that life should go on.
Carl Sandburg 

A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.
Thurgood Marshall 

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.
Enid Bagnold 

A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.
Tina Fey 

A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.
Phyllis McGinley 

A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.
Laura Ingalls Wilder 

A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.
Kevin Nealon 

A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.
Sammy Davis, Jr. 

A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.
Eda J. Le Shan 

A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.
Don Drysdale 

All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me.
Catherine Zeta-Jones 

All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization.
Abraham Maslow 

An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.
Queen Victoria 

And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own.
Margaret Mead 

And you know, the baby boomers are getting older, and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer, and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.
Amy Irving 

Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.
John Updike 

At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.
Milla Jovovich 

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